inthenews.co.uk: Music review - Routes to Riches (Mamas Gun)

This is one of the stranger efforts in the music scene at the moment and one definitely worth reading about; Mamas Gun are certainly different to the rest of the mainstream music scene at the moment, but are they historically speaking?

Read the review of Routes to Riches here.

gamezine.co.uk: Game review - Euro Truck Simulator Gold

Sometimes, you have to embrace things you'd not usually think to buy, listen to, play, taste, smell, etc. Euro Truck Simulator Gold is, as a gamer, one of these. The thing is, diving head-first into this kind of thing can sometimes surprise you into actually enjoying it; I had that with nectarines.

Anyway, whatever; here's the long-awaited review of Euro Truck Simulator Gold.

The Latest (Column): Campaign of hate, sir? Here, have the Daily Mail

A little while ago I had a huge rant about how the Daily Mail is essentially a swear word; you can read it here. As it was such an important point to me, I decided to convert it into an article for The Latest, which I haven't touched in a long time due to other work commitments. I'm hoping this changes soon.

You can see the sub-edited version here at The Latest or read the raw cut below.


Sometimes, there's a fine line between investigative journalism and a vendetta or grudge. However, certain newspapers, blogs, programmes and radio shows make it all too clear just how much they're willing to go out and get someone… even if it's clear that the truth has been bent out of proportion to get there.

The worst offender? Fascist tendencies aside - which, in my opinion, likely expels the Daily Express - it's the Daily Mail, bar none. One moment on Monday September 21st encapsulated absolutely everything I hate about the paper in one swoop.

Before I go into detail, let me get things straight. I hate the Daily Mail. I hate the snobbish, classist bile that has been known to flood out of its pages. I hate how it needs to convey to people to loathe the poor who they don't agree with by following their name with "jobless, three kids, living off benefits". I hate how they back the Tory party with increasing fervour despite them being led by David Cameron, the only politician incapable of making steadfast policies that aren't purely reactionary.

I'm a left-winger, sure, yet I like to think that reasoning comes into every facet of day-to-day life. However, in its bid to take over the world, the Daily Mail's slimy tentacles are reaching out into many pies, turning a once wholesome filling into one not even edible.

The poor quality of journalism at its best in the paper's so-called TV and Showbiz section - a cavalcade of hate, deceit, lies and anger directed at anyone in the limelight. It all starts to fall into trends. Katie Price is doing this, for example. Oh, hasn't (insert name here) aged badly? My goodness, why's that little angel now a slag? And so forth.

One strange trend seems to have been surrounding the airbrushing debate - or, as everyone else knows it, Marketing 101. Considering we live in one of the most developed consumer economies in the world, you'd think the press - which is known for doctoring images themselves - would be the last ones to criticise others, given that's how you promote things. A lift here, a smudge there and the job's a good'n - more sellable, at that.

But no. In the last year or so - and you can search the Daily Mail website as proof - there have been at least 15 stories on the cult of airbrushing. Well, I say cult. It's essentially times when promotions have needed someone that's not only a good actor, singer or personality, but one that's perfectly attractive too. They do their best, of course, though they need a little bit of a boost.

For example, one article went into intrinsic detail about the lack of Keira Knightley's breasts. It's actually pretty sickening, really. Okay, we get it, she doesn't have a bust. We've known that since Bend It Like Beckham.

But what about Ricky Gervais, the love/hate figure from comedy shows and films around the world? Well, those wrinkles certainly didn't show on his recent poster for The Invention of Lying.

Kate Winslet, despite looking in her mid-20s anyway - and utterly stunning at that - isn't apparently allowed to have blotchy skin on a serious photoshoot according to the Daily Mail, which is why they got an expert in to say exactly why she isn't as attractive as she blatantly is.

And the worst thing is, the Daily Mail makes itself out to be a bastion of justice; a freer of minds; a firm proponent of truth.

Yet one twisted sentence was all it took to show just how needless vendettas boil over to seemingly incandescent rage. Congratulations, Daily Mail - only you could ever make me feel sorry for Kerry Katona.

On the morning of Monday September 21st, the Daily Mail put up a story regarding the questionable character entitled "Laughing Kerry Katona swigs an alcopop during family trip to the beach".

The implication of her "swigging" from a bottle was already enough, making her out to be a booze hound which many people have alleged her to be. Regardless of whether or not she was, she still only drank one bottle of Smirnoff Ice - something kids drink at parties when they can't afford better and can't handle the taste of any real drinks.

In just three or four hours, the headline changed to "Kerry Katona swigs vodka on a family trip to the beach", which is how it remains. Of course, the Daily Mail seems too thick to cover its tracks, given that the original is in the internet browser header and the url of the page, which reads Laughing-Kerry-Katona-swigs-alcopop-family-trip-beach.html.

So not only did they drop "laughing" out of the title - god forbid she tries to have fun while she's bankrupt and likely to fight for her kids - but they made out like she was sat letting her kids prance around in between bear traps and needles while she sat on the kerb swigging neat white spirit.

Sure, there's vodka in there, but is it *really* vodka? Well, no, not in the eyes of pretty much everyone.

It's like them seeing me on a Sunday evening in my front room, squinting through hateful eyes, first writing "Happy Matt Gardner watches NFL drinking beer" then changing it to "Matt Gardner watches violent sport while drinking ethanol".

"Well, ethanol's in beer," the idiots would claim. Yes. It's just remarkably diluted.

What next for the Daily Mail Pain Train? Will Kate Winslet be seen eating a cheese baguette, resulting in the Daily Mail screaming "Kate Winslet eating a pure fat sandwich... probably time for the airbrush!"? Who knows.

And as for the Daily Mail comments section, which is usually filled with reactionary and gullible bile, we have some common sense from some in regards to Kerry Katona from Mary M of Manchester:

"No more Jordan. No more Kerry. Please please please. Find somebody else to write about."

Cora of Maidenhead did pretty well, too:

"It's one Smirnoff Ice! 5% at the most. OK, perhaps unwise if you are followed by the paps but hardly the crime of the century. I know she has brought all this press attention on herself but give the girl a break!"

I'm addicted to the Daily Mail now (online, of course... I'm never going to pay for it). It's like watching a car crash's aftermath. Except the car has the wrong number plates, someone's made a hasty paint job to hide important evidence and the reporters covering the scene all turn up in opaque sunglasses, carrying white sticks.

Oh, and they ignore it if there's even the slightest chance of an immigrant or an ethnic minority inside.

Even if they want to sell papers, it's just not right. There comes a time when journalism is not needed, when it's no longer news. The Daily Mail's desperation in its last minute changing of 'alcopop' to 'vodka' only cements the fact that it was not a story: just a violent stab at a celebrity who's already, sadly, the walking dead.

inthenews.co.uk: Interview - Simeon Bowring, a.k.a. Pentatonik

After having one of the best albums to review in a long time with A Thousand Paper Cranes, the man behind it - Pentatonik, or Simeon Bowring - was more than happy to get in touch with me and take some questions about his career.

You can see it on inthenews.co.uk by clicking here!

inthenews.co.uk: Music review - Leave This Town (Daughtry)

Not a genre known for its variety, the US mainstream rock scene is now the home to American Idol reject Chris Daughtry, who has led his band to their second straight number one album. But is it any good?

Have a look at the review by clicking here, here or even here.

gamezine.co.uk: Feature - The Madden Curse strikes again

This article was a bit of a doozy for me as it combined two of my main loves: American football and games. It's about the strange coincidences surrounding cover title players on the Madden NFL series and injuries, a lack of form or other mishaps.

It's on Gamezine, of course, so click here to read it.

inthenews.co.uk: Music review - Backspacer (Pearl Jam)

In my month of article madness, I had the chance to cover Pearl Jam's newest offering. As a big fan of the band, I tohught it would be a winner after hearing the new single and a couple of other promos. But is it?

Find out here.

gamezine.co.uk: Wii to drop console price in October?

Will the Nintendo Wii drop in price next month? Will it? Will it? No, but seriously, is it going to?

Insider scoop alert: find out here in another cover story for Gamezine.

gamezine.co.uk: Xbox 720 idea fired far past the horizon

In my next piece for cover while my boss is away, I address the future of Microsoft. A lot of these exclusives are found in other places so need attribution, but Gamezine as a site allows me to be a little bit more personal in my approach.

Read the story here.

inthenews.co.uk: Music review - Kings and Queens (Jamie T)

I was landed with this Mercury Prize-nominated artist's newest offering this week and I figured that despite my judgemental self after hearing his style, to give it a good go anyway. I reckon I did pretty well.

Click here to read the review.

inthenews.co.uk: Music review - Union (The Boxer Rebellion)

The Boxer Rebellion have a few ludicrous records to their name. It's an impressive resumé that, in all fairness, is detailed thoroughly in this piece (before the review itself, of course...)

Read the write-up of one of the hottest unsigned acts ever by clicking here.

inthenews.co.uk: Music review - Central Market (Tyondai Braxton)

The composer and guitarist from Battles has decided to make his own seven-track offering and has departed from his usual work with the supergroup to get the sound he wants. It's certainly a strange one...

Find out why here!

gamezine.co.uk: PS3's iPlayer consumption hits hot hot heights

In my next story for Gamezine in the absence of the Big Boss Man, I made sure an interesting trend was covered: that of the PS3's gradual rise to fame with multimedia, particularly following the release of the PS3 Slim.

Read about the PS3's latest steps towards world domination here.

gamezine.co.uk: Journalistic greed targeted by EA ploy

As my boss is away in India for a week or so, me and a few of the other contributors to Gamezine have been asked to help out with an article or two every day to keep the site ticking over.

In the true spirit of Gamezine, we're wanting to get the stranger topics covered, so I made sure I prioritised this piece about EA's latest marketing ploy.

Click to read about the Dante's Inferno stunt here.

inthenews.co.uk: Music review - The Hot Melts (The Hot Melts)

I was given this strange indie-pop-rock concoction to review recently, and it's a pretty surprising effort to say the least.

Click here to find out about their first album.

inthenews.co.uk: Music review - A Thousand Paper Cranes (Pentatonik)

In another opportunity to look at alternative music in the UK and Ireland, I was given Pentatonik's latest offering to mull over.

Click here for the review.